Title: You knoew you've been here far too long when...
Ouch!
"1) You know David Wu is a big headed 'poser'
2) You blow your nose or spit on the restaurant floor (of course after making a loud hacking noise)
3) You look over people's shoulder to see what they are reading
4) You throw your trash out the window of your house, your car or bus you are on
5) You would rather SMS someone than actually meet to talk 'face to face'
6) You wear nylons when it is 30 degrees outside
7) You honk your horn at people because they are in your way as you drive down the sidewalk
You regularly fumble for five minutes to find 10 jiao despite 10 people waiting in line behind you
9) You have a pinky fingernail an inch long
10) You ride around on your bicycle ringing a bell for some unknown f***ing reason"
