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Diamondhorse
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"Woman" - A Chemical Analysis
Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo (Sometimes known by the symbol "Woe")
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6Kg but may vary from 40Kg to 200Kg
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Surface usually covered with a painted film.
2. Boils at various temperatures, freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if mistreated or otherwise used incorrectly.
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to gentle pressure applied to correct points.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Has high affinity for gold, silver and a wide range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May spontaneously explode for no apparent reason without prior warning.
4. Insoluble in liquids but more pliable when saturated with alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to mankind.
COMMON USES
1. Highly useful as an ornament especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid in relaxation and reduction of tension.
3. Very effective as a cleaning agent.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turn rosy pink when exposed in its virgin state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARDS
1. Highly dangerous when handled roughly by inexperienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one although several can be maintained in
different locations as long as specimens are not allowed to come into
direct contact with each other.
作者：Diamondhorse 在 海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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