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所跟贴 [问题]退休选择在newport beach, ca 居住是否合适?安校、ah-lei等对此地熟悉的人请进 -- 黄埔半期 - (218 Byte) 2011-2-14 周一, 10:15 (33597 reads)
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文章标题: [转帖]转一个很老的帖子,其中很多条也适合加州其它一些town吧 (6753 reads)      时间: 2011-2-16 周三, 11:47
  

作者:yue_er海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com

You know you live in San Francisco when . . .

Your co-worker tells you they have eight body piercings - and none are visible.

When someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think steak. You think danger.

You make well over $100,000 and you still can't find a nice place to live.

You think anyone who drives a car to work is decadent.

You keep a list of companies to boycott.

You would never dream of crossing a picket line.

You take the bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

You realize there are far more Rainbow flags in the city than California State Flags.

The guy who cuts your hair is straight, and your plumber is g*ay,

The woman who delivers your mail is straight and your Mary Kay Lady is g*ay.

Old friends you haven't talked to in years suddenly call and ask do you have a spare bedroom for a weekend?

You think anyone wearing a George Clooney haircut is visiting from the Midwest.

You can't remember...Is pot still illegal?

You go to your office manager's baby shower - the parent's are named Judy and Becky.

You give a "thumbs up" gesture to a car with a FREE TIBET bumper sticker-and you mean it.

You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown, and are willing to fight about it.

A really great parking spot can move you to tears.

You prefer the Spanish Soaps on TV - the guys are much hotter!

You know that anyone wearing shorts in June is just visiting from Ohio.

A man walks on MUNI in full leather regalia and crotch less chaps. You don't notice.

You still can't believe a company doesn't offer domestic partner benefits.

You curse those damn tourists -but always stop to help a cute guy or gal who is looking puzzled at a city map.

When you drive under an underpass - for one moment you think "earthquake".

Your boss runs in "The Bay to Breakers" ... it's the first time you have seen him n*ude.

Your child's 3rd grade teacher has a nose ring and is named "Breeze".

You haven't been to Fisherman's Wharf since the first month you moved to the bay.

You are thinking of taking an adult ed class - but you can't decide between a Yoga, Channeling or Building Your Web Site class.

Your new neighbor goes to temple-but you are still not sure if they are Jewish or Buddhist.

You realize the only Republicans you know are your Aunt and Uncle in Georgia.

作者:yue_er海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com









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