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作者：山东斯汀 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
标题 The Onion: The Beijing Olympics - Are They A Trap?
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大意 'In The Know' panelists discuss whether our athletes will be able to escape the bamboo cages the Chinese government will try to imprison them in.
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RB: Welcome! I’m Robert Braun, filling in for Clifford Baines today, who is not handling his divorce too well.
RB: The Chinese government has spent billions of dollars on the 2008 Olympics that will be in Beijing. How can we be sure that the whole thing is not a trap?
DB: No, we can be sure that it is a trap. They’ve been preparing for this for thousands of years.
RH: It’s true.
RB: –What kind of trap should we be expecting, though?
RH: According to satellite images that we got from Beijing, they are digging large holes, which they claim are for Olympic venues. But we know full well that they’re going to cover them up with branches and leaves, and the athletes from America are going to fall right into them.
NF: No, they’re going to wait until it gets dark, and they’re going to bring out their dragons.
RH: It’s most likely going to be during the Opening Ceremonies, when –
NF: Yes!
RH: When we’re all together under one roof.
RB: Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
DB: You have to look at the * Gong; they’re these aged Chinese in the parks, training to become killing machines.
NF: Yes, * Gong are very dangerous.
DB: What they’re doing is, they’re practicing slow-motion fight scenes.
NF: If you speed them up, they could cause a lot of damage!
DB: I think that we should send in the pole-vaulters first, sort of like a canary in the coal mines.我觉得我们应该先派撑杆跳高运动员去探个究竟
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NF: They’ve got all of those stone warriors, just waiting for the right magic spell, and they’ll come alive and take our athletes, and tie them to the trees…
他们有那么多兵马俑，就等着咒符到来的那一刻了。到时候他们都会活过来，把我们的运动员掳走，绑在树上。
– Well, I’m actually planning on going, myself, to the Olympics.
NH: No!
DB: Are you serious?
– You know, I’m a lifelong gymnastics fan, but I will admit it — I’m scared for my life.
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关于Onion News：自称为“America’s Finest News Source’，即“美国最佳的新闻来源”，实际上倒不妨称其为“America’s Funnest News Source”－－“美国最有趣的新闻来源”。虽其报导形式与风格与一般新闻机构无二，既有播音员正襟危坐，亦有记者亲赴“现场”，更有当事人娓娓述说，然其新闻之可信度几近为零，皆为极尽嘲讽搞笑之能事之作，正暗合洋葱之辛辣。
作者：山东斯汀 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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